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The automatic shotgun: born for a zombie apocalypse
Anyone who watches zombie movies knows the scene I’m talking about: the chainsaw massacre. A hero grabs a chainsaw and starts wading through the zombie hordes. Sure, a Husqvarna 450 is loud and...
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Why new STAR WARS movies by Disney are an achy breaky big mistakey
Disney just bought LucasFilm for $4 billion dollars, causing a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of souls suddenly cried out in pain and anguish. Maybe because they did cry out in pain....
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Four crazy music videos by William Shatner
Captain Kirk sings. A lot. At least the original does. It’s not clear of Chris Pine likes to pick up the microphone, but William Shatner DOES NOT HESITATE, not even for a nanosecond, and the results...
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A montage set to music: The best movies of 2013
Movies are all around us. Kind of like the Force, before George Lucas ruined it with all that claptrap about midichloridians or whatever. Films live inside your TV, your iPhone, your laptop. They’re...
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Many Bothans died to bring us this teaser for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
Long ago, in a galaxy named after a candy bar for some reason, I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced–because the...
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Watch the beatiful visual echoes in both STAR WARS trilogies
George the Lucas may stink at dialogue. And all humans with a microgram of taste hated the first two prequels. HOWEVER: The man is a genius when it comes to visuals. … Continue reading →
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Tinseltown Tuesday: LOOPER
Action movies and thrillers are common because they’re exciting. Unless it’s another stupid TRANSFORMERS movie, even the lamest Michael Bay explosion-fest will keep you awake. However: there are very...
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